Staying Sane in Pitmad
The time is upon us, friends!
It’s that lovely time of year when you break your writer brain in the attempt to compress your hundred-thousand-word novel into a 280 character tweet, not counting leaving space for genre hashtags.
Your twitter feed is about to clog like a sketchy motel shower drain, and every time you get a fave that isn’t from an agent, you’re gonna wanna commit grand-something-or-other that carries of a minimum jail sentence of 5 totally-worth-it years.
I know, because I’ve been there. Twice. (okay actually a lot more but we don't need to talk about it)
After years of querying and tweeting and contesting, I signed with my first agent off a PitchMas tweet.
Then she quit agenting.
Back to querying I went, and it was another Pitmad where I found my agent. (Actually, her intern (at the time) found me!)
We signed like a week later.
So as a veteran Pitmadder, here are TEN THINGS TO REMEMBER during this most excellent twitter lollapalooza of creativity:
1. Cool kids do it in the a.m.
Holy crap is that feed gonna clog. And once that tag starts trending, spam is gonna infest like a biblical event straight outta revelations. So the best shot you’ve got at having your stuff seen is to get it out there, fast.
Pre-schedule on tweetdeck etc. if you need, that’s fine. But don’t pop off early (BIG NO-NO that shows you can’t follow directions!). Hit the morning break times, and lunch breaks. Remember most agents are on the east coast. Stay clear of afternoon and evening, their eyes are melted.
2. Keep it short
So yeah, you now have 280 characters to sell your stuff. Congratulations!
(w/e jerks, I had to do it in 140!!!!)
But yeah. Use that extra space for genre hashtags or comps. The shorter and faster you can pitch a full picture that hits the three C’s (character, conflict, and . . . I forgot the third one. Cake?) the stronger your pitch is.
Think movie posters – they don’t have a paragraph telling you Bruce Willis is about to bust some skulls, they get one MAYBE two lines to get that point across. Efficiency is the name of the game! Don’t over pitch.
3. For the love of God, hashtag
You know how I keep saying the feed is clogged? The get around for agents is searching by #Pitmad + genre hashtags. So if you’ve got a contemporary romance, make sure you add in that #CR. The pitmad site (and someone on the feed) will usually give you a list of the tags for each genre, subgenre, and subsubgenre, etc.
USE IT! BE FOUND!
4. Write them ahead of time
If this is your first Pitmad (or twitter pitching experience), definitely take a whack at writing out some tweets ahead of time and tweaking them. Read some blog posts that talk about how to hit those three C’s (and come back here and tell me whatever the third one was) and make sure you’re somewhere close to the character limit. Have a buddy check them. Trust me.
5. Write them the morning of
If you’ve pitched this manuscript a few times before, and you’ve had tweets that were revised and edited and perfect and got no traction in prior contests, ditch them! I know, I know. But just let it go, sugar bear.
By this point, you should know the steps to twitter pitching, and how to encompass the three Cs (what the fuck was the third one?!?!?) and sometimes, freshest is bestest. My second agent signing? Wrote those tweets that morning. Seriously - spit em off, stacked em on tweetdeck, and went about my day.
SOMETIMES FRESHEST IS BESTEST.
6. Beware predatory freelancers
You’re gonna see a lot of “Need help crafting the perfect twitter pitch? Hire me!” Some of these people are legit and know their stuff. Some don’t.
Personally, I freelance edit, and I offer a twitter pitch service (closed right now sorry!), and I’ll tell you: the number one thing any freelancer should tell you straight up is that THERE IS NO GUARANTEE!
I couldn’t even guarantee my own shit would get liked, so there’s that. Also, don’t pay out the freaking nose for tweets, y’all. There’s forums and facebook and hell, just tweet it and say WHAT DO YOU THINK before the actual date and someone will help you. I betcha. Writers are nice.